May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

I am one of the few actresses who isn't recognized by the way she looks. I'm recognized by the way I talk

The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.

Stay with me; I want to be alone