Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator
The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk
Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.
The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.
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