The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.
We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.
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The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk
Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator
Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.