Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator

Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk

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A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick

It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.