Cricket is a most precarious profession; it is called a team game but, in fact, no one is so lonely as a batsman facing a bowler supported by ten fieldsmen and observed by two umpires to ensure that his error does not go unpunished.

Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.

Cricket is a most precarious profession; it is called a team game but, in fact, no one is so lonely as a batsman facing a bowler supported by ten fieldsmen and observed by two umpires to ensure that his error does not go unpunished.

We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.

Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator

A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick

Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.