Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator
The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.
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A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick
Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.