Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.

Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.

It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.

Fred Trueman the man has often been tactless, haphazard, crude, a creature of impulse.

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Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.