A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick
The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk
The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.
Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.
We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.
Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.