It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.
Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.
Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator
Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.
Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.
The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk