The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk
We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.
Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.
Fred Trueman the man has often been tactless, haphazard, crude, a creature of impulse.
The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.
Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.