Live the truth and everything else will fall into place.
Relationships are like apples: they can be sweet and satisfying. But once you bite into a bad one, it's hard to go back to the barrel again.
If finding true love was easy we'd all have a lot more free time.
The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.
Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.
Most people who succeed in life have no clue that what they are trying to achieve is impossible.