I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.
Like your job. Love your wife.
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh