You can escape into a character.
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum