I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.

You can escape into a character.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.