I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.