If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
Like your job. Love your wife.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.