Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
You can escape into a character.
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.