Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.

You can escape into a character.

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.