What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.
I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!
If you don't learn from your mistakes, then they become regrets.
I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously.
My life is being ruined by the internet!
You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.