There are moments in life where it gets so hectic that time becomes a blur. Keep calm and never give up.
You learn to laugh at yourself and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because comedians often are self-deprecating and they cross lines that they shouldn't. Stuff like that brings a smile to my face every once in a while when needed.
Whether you like me or you don't, I still dig showing up for work.
Nobody remembers second place.
Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.
Winning the Royal Rumble is as big an accomplishment as anything.