When you are surrounded by people who are much better than you, you have two choices: You can sh*t the bed, and the performance can go to hell. Or you can step up and rise to the occasion.

This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

I don't doll myself up for TV because I want people to accept me for who I am.

By the time I was 15 and I stepped in the high school gym, I was just stronger than everybody.