When you see me on TV, that's about as close to my real personality as you can get.

You're dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole.

This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously.

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.