You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.
You want some? Come get some!
Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!
A lot of the stuff that I say doesn't even make TV because it gets cut out. So if you're at the live events you get to hear what I have to say, but if you're watching on TV, you're only getting about 50% of it.
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.