I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me!

Thank you for letting idiots like me, come out and live this wonderful wonderful dream. I love you to death. Lets go home.

I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts.

Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.

Paul Bearer was very influential in the early stages of my career. He constantly hounded me and I just think he realized the potential that was there. He convinced me that I was in the right place and doing the right thing.

The last time the three of us were in the ring together, it was pretty awesome. Vickie, we had a sweet, sexy, passionate make-out session. Dolph you remember! You were there! You were cool with it.

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.