I think every year, my role changes. And I am an open house for advice, for anyone to use. It's just a matter of asking questions.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.

You learn to laugh at yourself and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because comedians often are self-deprecating and they cross lines that they shouldn't. Stuff like that brings a smile to my face every once in a while when needed.

I have certain things that I stand for, certain things that I believe in, and if you don't like it and you tell me to go to hell, I think that's your God-given right as a fan. It's one of those deals where I'm that one guy who is outside of that realm of good guy, bad guy. I'm just me, and it elicits a response both positive and negative.

When you think something is cool already, it's okay to put in an honest day's work.

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.