I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.