It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.

What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.