Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

Nerves are always a big problem for me, which is why I loved doing American sitcoms. Because you know when you do the take in front of the audience that you're going to do it again afterwards. A minute after you finish, you just go and do it again. So, there's that sort of safety net. And then if you made a little mistake or two, they'll go pick it up, so there's nothing to worry about.

I'm very odd 'cause I think there's more than just a materialist planet, a materialist, reductionist planet.

I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.

There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

Filming takes a lot out of you. It really does. It's immensely demanding, and you have to put the rest of your life in the icebox until you do your final shot.