I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

Nerves are always a big problem for me, which is why I loved doing American sitcoms. Because you know when you do the take in front of the audience that you're going to do it again afterwards. A minute after you finish, you just go and do it again. So, there's that sort of safety net. And then if you made a little mistake or two, they'll go pick it up, so there's nothing to worry about.

The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.

You go in and meet the head of BBC One and get an assurance about not dumbing down. And then, of course a few months later, he's been replaced by someone you haven't met.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.