In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person.

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.

Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.