No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?

I would say that I began with a very edgy, very driven personality and after a sufficient amount of therapy over many, many years, I managed to become rather relaxed and happy.

I think there are so many activities going on, like mountaineering. You know, you would pay good money not to have to do that, and yet there are people racing out who want to spend their spare time clambering up rocks.

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I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.