We all die at the end, but does that nullify everything? Would most people rather say, "I wish I hadn't been born?" Once you're born you'll have to die, now is that funny or sad?

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.

I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is that you get to places you'd never get on your own. It's like when God was designing the world and decided we couldn't have children without a partner; it was a way of mixing up the genes so you'd get a more interesting product.

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.

To be creative you must create a space for yourself where you can be undisturbed... separate from everyday concerns.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?