If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

I think it's because in America you always get the sense that if you fail, you can just pack up your things and go somewhere else and try again. But in England, it's so geographically small that if somebody succeeds here, it reduces your chances of succeeding.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.