If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?

I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I started in television. He was also a great comic actor to learn from.

I don't want to hurt people.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.