If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.

I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.

The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.

I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

I think there are so many activities going on, like mountaineering. You know, you would pay good money not to have to do that, and yet there are people racing out who want to spend their spare time clambering up rocks.

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.