If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.

The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies