What's the bleedin' point?

Filming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Some actors, I think, want to feel that they are as creative as the writer. And the answer is, frankly, they're not.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

I don't want to hurt people.

If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.