What's the bleedin' point?
Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes naturally to me.
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.