I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.

The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?

England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.

The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.