The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.

I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

The real religion is about the understanding that if we can only still our egos for a few seconds, we might have a chance of experiencing something that is divine in nature. But in order to do that, we have to slice away at our egos and try to get them down to a manageable size, and then still work some practiced light meditation. So real religion is about reducing our egos, whereas all the churches are interested in is egotistical activities, like getting as many members and raising as much money and becoming as important and high-profile and influential as possible.

There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.