If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
Laughter destroys any divisions between people.
How to defend yourself against a banana
Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.
It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.