This is the most important joke I've ever heard. Niels Bohr, the founder of Quantum Physics, had a friend to dinner. As the friend left, he noticed a horseshoe nailed above Bohr's front door. He said to Bohr, accusingly, "Niels, you're a great scientist. You can't believe in superstitions." Bohr answered, "I don't, but apparently it works anyway."As with confirmation bias, we tend to lean toward superstitions that benefit us.
John CleeseIf you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.
John CleeseOther people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.
John CleeseI don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.
John CleeseNerves are always a big problem for me, which is why I loved doing American sitcoms. Because you know when you do the take in front of the audience that you're going to do it again afterwards. A minute after you finish, you just go and do it again. So, there's that sort of safety net. And then if you made a little mistake or two, they'll go pick it up, so there's nothing to worry about.
John Cleese