If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

I don't want to hurt people.

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person.

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.