Laughter is the best creative medicine.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

Naturally, people's image is of a performer, but the reality of it is the writing for me has always been the most important thing and the most rewarding thing.

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.