Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

When the target audience is American teenage kids, you can have problems. My generation prized really fine acting and writing. Sometimes you have to go back to the basic principles which underpin great visual comedy.

I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?'

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.