If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts.

When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

My hovercraft is full of eels.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.