You have to create boundaries of space and then you have to create boundaries of time.

Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.

Muslims, who have a completely different value system, come to the West, then they should accept that there are certain basic values in the West intrinsic to our culture. Just as I wouldn't suggest that any Westerner walk down the streets of Saudi Arabia in a bikini.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting.