You have to create boundaries of space and then you have to create boundaries of time.

I don't want to hurt people.

The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting.

Laughter is the best creative medicine.

The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.