If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.

I find the Alexander Technique very helpful in my work. Things happen without you trying. They get to be light and relaxed. You must get an Alexander teacher to show it to you.

Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes naturally to me.

It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

I'm very odd 'cause I think there's more than just a materialist planet, a materialist, reductionist planet.