The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.

I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.

Some actors, I think, want to feel that they are as creative as the writer. And the answer is, frankly, they're not.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

I'm not sure what's going on in Britain. I don't know what's going on in London. Because London is no longer an English city, and that's how they got the Olympics. I mean, they said, "We're the most cosmopolitan city on Earth," but it doesn't feel English.

The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.