The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.

This is the most important joke I've ever heard. Niels Bohr, the founder of Quantum Physics, had a friend to dinner. As the friend left, he noticed a horseshoe nailed above Bohr's front door. He said to Bohr, accusingly, "Niels, you're a great scientist. You can't believe in superstitions." Bohr answered, "I don't, but apparently it works anyway."As with confirmation bias, we tend to lean toward superstitions that benefit us.