All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You can't make Christ funny. He's self-aware, he's too flexible within the situation. It's rigidity, it's when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny.

When you've only got few days of rehearsal before you're in the studio, it's wonderful to start off with people that you have good, friendly, tolerable relationships to start with, for the simple reason that you don't have to spend 24 hours figuring out how sensitive they are, and can you give them a line reading, or how do you have to give them direction.

My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

He who laughs most, learns best.