Filming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.
I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.
Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.
What's the bleedin' point?