Laughter is a force for democracy.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

Laughter destroys any divisions between people.

Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not?

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?

If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.

There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.