I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.
Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.
What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.
Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.
My mum died about three years ago at the age of 101, and just towards the end, as she began to run out of energy, she did actually stop trying to tell me what to do most of the time.