And now for something completely different...

Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes naturally to me.

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.

Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.