Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

I think there are so many activities going on, like mountaineering. You know, you would pay good money not to have to do that, and yet there are people racing out who want to spend their spare time clambering up rocks.

Everything in comedy's got to be exactly right, which is why making a comedic film is kind of a difficult process, because, for most of the two years of shooting it and editing it and reshooting and all of that, it's not quite right. And it's only when you just at the end, you put the final polish on it, it becomes really funny again.

My hovercraft is full of eels.