Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

How to defend yourself against a banana

Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

When you've only got few days of rehearsal before you're in the studio, it's wonderful to start off with people that you have good, friendly, tolerable relationships to start with, for the simple reason that you don't have to spend 24 hours figuring out how sensitive they are, and can you give them a line reading, or how do you have to give them direction.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family - it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner; everyone knows everyone and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to sit.