My hovercraft is full of eels.

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family - it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner; everyone knows everyone and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to sit.

When people say 'I'm not a prude, but ...' what they mean is 'I am a prude, and ...'.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

British press think entirely in clichés, and when they do come across creative work, they think that it must be based on something, because they don't realize that you can create things that aren't based on things.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.