The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

You can't make Christ funny. He's self-aware, he's too flexible within the situation. It's rigidity, it's when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny.

Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

Laughter destroys any divisions between people.

If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.