Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
John CleeseIf you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.
John CleeseThe main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.
John CleeseEverything in comedy's got to be exactly right, which is why making a comedic film is kind of a difficult process, because, for most of the two years of shooting it and editing it and reshooting and all of that, it's not quite right. And it's only when you just at the end, you put the final polish on it, it becomes really funny again.
John Cleese