Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.

He who laughs most, learns best.

It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.