A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!

I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is that you get to places you'd never get on your own. It's like when God was designing the world and decided we couldn't have children without a partner; it was a way of mixing up the genes so you'd get a more interesting product.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.