A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.